Morning to do list:
Rant about economical unfairness ✓
Convince foreign neighbor that Godzilla is based on a true story ✓
Try on 6 different dresses and create personalities for each one ✓
perfect personal brand ✓
Wash face —-
last night i thought i saw a cute guy downtown but it turned out to be a parking meter
Fred Flinstone is the best guy. He doesn’t work more than he has to. As soon as he hears that whistle he’s gone, he’s sliding down the dinosaurs back and he’s out of there. He has a really good work/life balance you know? He makes sure he has a lot of time to go bowling with Barney and I like that. I just think he’s a grade A son of a bitch. Yabba Dabba Doo mothafucka.
Anonymous asked: could I ask what your job is, and what job/career you want in the future?
I’m currently a part-time auditor. I travel around to different organizations and conduct an official inspection of the company’s financial accounts. It’s pretty boring but the pay is pretty good and we have accounts all over the world so I’m always travelling & getting free food. I’m not really sure what I would like to do in the future. This is definitely not a life-time career but it’s a good starting point for whatever career path I do choose to take, whether it be this job or an entirely different one.
I can’t remember the last time that I actually kissed someone. Must have been years ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth. *turns into a brachiosaurus and moans*
i don’t know what’s worse, having my friends tease me about what a ‘slore’ i am because of all the ‘sex juices’ that are all over my sheets or the fact that those ‘sex juices’ are actually just sour cream that fell out of my burrito earlier while i was shoving my face and playing my game…